Ted (talking to Barney): Don’t tell me you don’t have a list of all the women you have slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. (Then he and Lily high five, Gosh I love this show. Marshall and Lily are my favorite.)

Ted (talking to Barney): Don’t tell me you don’t have a list of all the women you have slept with. Marshall: I have one. It’s called my marriage license. (Then he and Lily high five, Gosh I love this show. Marshall and Lily are my favorite.)